Mia prefer some linguini / just like me mom used to make Mia no like no tahini / mia no like chocolate cake We reserve the right to teach you incorrectly. You are prohibited from learning it yourself unless we teach you. If you want to listen to it again, you must buy our album, put money in the tip jar, or learn it yourself. You may listen to this song one time, right now, when we're singing it. Mia mi hi / try papaya stir fry / with pastrami on rye and a dew Nahi nehi / me got sand in my eye / and me think me should buy a new shoe If you do not agree to be bound by the terms of this song, do not listen to it. You agree to be bound by the terms of this song. This song is a legal agreement between you, hereafter referred to as "the listener", and us, hereafter referred to as "the band". Naha nehi / neh-a alli wa hai / mia meh-a me hanni oo eh Naha nehi / neh-a lei-a he mi / ay ma maia me hanni ney hey "Hang on, son - your mom wants to know how to set up a web page."Īnd lift your spirit with our traditional island song. 'Cause I'd rather shave my eyeballs than do tech support for Dad. The firewall's adamantium, and the drives are sealed with grout,Īnd if this one starts to run slow, well, that's just too damn bad, Now I've built him a computer, nothing can get in or out, There's the Normandy Invasion, and the Siege of Leningrad,Īnd the special hell filling in for Dell as tech support for Dad. May you have to teach your programs to your dads by phone yourselves, Here's a pox on all programmers, puttin' crapware on your shelves, When he says, "Oh, yeah, son, one more thing - how do you sell stuff on eBay?"
My room is trashed, my plants are dead, and there's green slime on the wallsīut his 'puter's running smoothly, I can finally get away, Never mind it was in Russian, now I'm tech support for Dad.Īfter thirty seven reboots, and a dozen clean installs, Service packs and driver updates, he needs every single thing,Īnd he gets online by dial-up, so he might be done by spring,īut he trusts that I can fix it, his beloved college grad, Turned out he'd bought this Compaq before Clinton was impeached. I said I'd try to find out if his firewall had been breached, He had Bonzi Buddy, Comet Cursor, and Quicktime 3.1.
It took seven tries to get him to the Start menu and Run, I've been on the phone long-distance doing tech support for Dad. There are bamboo shoots and water torture, German blondes named Gert,įilms with Adam Sandler and lots of other things that hurt,īut it's not my job or girlfriend that finally drove me mad, "Hi there, son, could you call me back? My computer's running slow." I was hoping I could just go home and sleep the night away.īut the message waiting for me was the worst a man could know: It had been a long-ass work week, it had been a long-ass day,
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